If you want me to stayI'll be around todayTo be available for you to seeI'm about to go thereThen you'll knowFor me to stay hereI've got to be meYou'll never be in doubtThat's what it's all aboutYou can't take me for granted and smileCount the days I'm goneForget reachin' me by phoneCause I promiseI'll be gone for a whileAnd when you see me againI hope that you have beenThe kind of personThat you really are nowYou got to get it straightHow could I ever be lateWhen you're my womanTaking up my timeOh how could I ever allowI guess I wonder howI could get out a pocket for funWhen you know thatYou're never number twoNumber one's gonna be number oneI'll be goodI wish I couldGet this message over to you nowWhen you see me againI hope that you have beenThe kind of personThat you really are nowI'll be so goodI wish I couldGet this message over to you nowGet this message over to you nowI'll be so goodI wish I couldNEVERMIND
Nevermind the Pac JamNevermind the Gap BandNevermind the Zap BandNevermind the Funk ScamCause we'reThe Red Hot Chili PeppersNevermind the British bandsNevermind the Synth Funk bandsNevermind the Wham Wham bandNevermind Duran DuranCause we'reThe Red Hot Chili PeppersNevermind the Soft Cell shitThat's strictly for the twitsNevermind the Men At WorkThose tunes are for the jerksCause we'reThe Red Hot Chili PeppersNevermind Hall and OatesThose guys are a couple of goatsNevermind the Culture ClubThat jive's just one big flubCause we'reThe Red Hot Chili PeppersFREAKY STYLEY
Say it loudI'm freaky styleyAnd I'm proud ! (repeat a thousand times)BLACKEYED BLONDE
Pumpin' the blood through the heart of New OrleansShe's the mystic heat of the Bourbon street dreamShe's just made out of flesh and bonesBut let me tell you little boyYou better leave her aloneLeroy Brown thought he was bad too'till she left him floatin' in the old bayouShe's the kind of girlShe's built like a bombShe's the blackeyed blackeyedBlackeyed blonde, Get down !That blackeyed beauty with the golden crotchFrench electric sex a cock shocking swamp foxHeaten queen of sleeze she's hot to boxBut let me tell you little boyShe'll clean your clockA slick and sly spyStuck in the muck of the moatBlew his mind to find a diamond in the boatDouble-o-dooms day for Mr. James BondShe's the blackeyed blackeyedBlackeyed blonde, Get down !THE BROTHERS CUP
Give it up to this planet full of strifeWe're the brothers cup cuttin' sharp as a knifeWith the pop of a snap and the flip of a flapThe cups went up like a natural factIt was our shoulder spaceThat made the perfect placeFor the magic of the cupTo style out with graceWith a tight turn twistAnd a slight swerve swankThe brothers cup kissedWith a kick ass clankWe are the brothers cupWe like to get it upWe are the brothers cupWe like to get it upGive it up to this planet full of strifeWe're the brothers cup cuttin' sharp as a knifeWith the pop of a snap and the flip of a flapThe cups went up like a natural factSo love all your brothersAnd love all your sistersLove all the missesAnd love all the mistersDon't be shy when you're sharin' your kissesThe brothers cup kissAnd we ain't sissiesIt is our notion that the perfect peace potionCan be found in the wake of the green sea's motionThe long rocking swell of the mighty blue oceanIs the cradle of peace it's the perfect peace motionGive it up to this planet full of strifeWe're the brothers cup cuttin' sharp as a knifeWith the power of the cup we are about to astoundAll your preconceptions they will come unboundWe are the brothers cup coming to your townBringing tubs of love we're going to spread it aroundBATTLE SHIP
Three miles off the coast of BeirutNew Jersey's guns get ready to shootTake a walk down the firing roomFire one it's shakedown cruiseBattle ship battle shipSee the sailor boys dressed in blueCheer the change to make the newsSend the shell down the spiral grooveBombs away it's a shakedown cruise YeahBattle ship battle shipLOVIN AND TOUCHIN
CATHOLIC SCHOOL GIRLS RULE
Catholic school girls rule...In the class she's taking notesJust how deep deep is my throatMother Mary don't you knowShe's got eyes like Marylin MonroeCatholic school girls rule...From the cross she's raised her headThis is what the sister saidGive no love until you're wedLive no life until you're deadThe good books says we must suppressThe good books says we must confessBut who cares what the good books saysCause now she's taking off her dressCatholic school girls rule...Lead us into temptationWe are pure divine creationTalkin' about my generationInjected with the seed of emaculationCatholic !SEX RAP
THIRTY DIRTY BIRDS
Thirty dirty birdsSitting on a curbChirping and BurpingAnd eatingDirty earthwormsAlong comes HerbieFrom thirty-thirdAnd thirdSaw the thirtyDirty birdsSitting on a curbChirping and BurpingAnd eatingDirty earthwormsBoy he wasDisturbedYERTLE THE TURTLE (lyrics by Dr. Seuss)
On a far away islandof SalamasondYertle the turtleWas king of the pondA nice little pondIt was clean it was neatThe water was warmThere was plenty to eatUntil one dayThe king of them allDecided the kingdomHe ruled was too smallI'm a ruler of all that I seeBut I don't see enoughAnd that's the trouble with meWith this stone for a throneI am too low downI cannot look downUpon the places beyondSo Yertle the turtle kingLifted his handAnd Yertle the turtle kingLifted his handHe ordered all the turtlesOnto one another's backHe piled them highInto a ten turtle stackI'm Yertle the turtleThe things I now ruleI'm king of a cow I'm king of a muleThen down from belowIn the great turtle stackCame a burp from a plainLittle turtle named MackJust part of the throneThis burpin' little turtleLooked up and said "I begYour pardon king Yertle"I've pains in my backMy shoulders and my kneesHow long must we standHere your majesty"Silence !" the king of theTurtles barked backTo the bad burpin'Little turtle named MackI'm Yertle the turtleOh marvelous me forI am ruler of all that I seeYertle, Yertle the turtle...Yertle, Yertle the t